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The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his
tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous |
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy
licking your face.
-Ben Williams |
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more
than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings |
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If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog
biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of
them.
-Phil Pastoret
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Dogs love their friends & bite their enemies, quite
unlike people, who are incapable of pure love & always
have to mix love & hate.
-Anonymous |
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous,
he will not bite you; that is the principal difference
between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain |
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Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never
washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones |
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up
to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein |
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs
should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein |
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If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise
-Unknown |
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives
whole.
-Roger Caras |
The average dog is a nicer person than the average
person.
-Andy Rooney |
